Specimens of GloboGym - the Curlbro
*Exhibit A*
This dear readers is a wonderful photograph of the a gaggle of Curlbros in the vicinity of their natural habitat, the crappy club.
This fine specimen (the Curlbro) is a perfect species for me to begin my anthropology into the wonders of the world of the globogym.
So, what exactly is a Curlbro? (read this) Well in simple terms, i used to be one, but evolved into a far mightier species.
the key distinguishing feature isn’t really a single feature, but rather the contrasting effect of two features, firstly large arms, secondly skinny twiglette legs… Curlbros tend to focus on the illusion of muscularity rather than actually being strong, in this sense by the time you see their legs, the presumption is the lights are already off.
In my mind they are the most superficial of all globogym species and whilst their clucking and bad form bicep curls are irritating, they are ultimately harmless.
